Shit sucks.
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Gast0r
Johnny McL
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That feeling in your throat when you just wake up and badly need a drink...
Johnny McL- Admin
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... Why does it only happen sometimes? And what the fuck actually causes it?
Shit sucks.
Shit sucks.
Gast0r- Admin
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Johnny McL wrote:... Why does it only happen sometimes? And what the fuck actually causes it?
Shit sucks.
Usually get that shit immediately after drinking.
Forrow- Admin
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I always get it after a night of drinking, Wake up and im dying for a drink. Normally quite hungry too. Meh
CMach- Posts : 27
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Forrow wrote:I always get it after a night of drinking, Wake up and im dying for a drink. Normally quite hungry too. Meh
You must get it often then.
Forrow- Admin
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CMach wrote:
You must get it often then.
Meh not really.
Andouis- Posts : 58
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Yeah i get it now and then
CMach- Posts : 27
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It doesn't really bother me, got use to it because i was not eating/drinking before i went to school.
Johnny McL- Admin
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It always happens to me, at least once a week, one morning I'll wake up and...
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
And I'll run to the kitchen to quench my wretched first. Feels bad man.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
And I'll run to the kitchen to quench my wretched first. Feels bad man.
CMach- Posts : 27
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Doesn't matter how strong it is, nothing could get me out of bed.
Forrow- Admin
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But Mac, Dont you realise how hard it is to even wake Johnny? That thirst shit is srs business.
CMach- Posts : 27
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OMG, ur right, i don't know what i was saying, sorry.
But Johnny must get it worse.
But Johnny must get it worse.
Johnny McL- Admin
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The Thirst is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Feels like your tongue's coated in shit as well, that only the divinity of liquid can remove.
... Or is that just me?
Feels like your tongue's coated in shit as well, that only the divinity of liquid can remove.
... Or is that just me?
CMach- Posts : 27
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I get like a kind of gell layer and i have to sit in the moring trying to get rid ot it.
So time consuming!
So time consuming!
Johnny McL- Admin
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CMach wrote:I get like a kind of gell layer and i have to sit in the moring trying to get rid ot it.
So time consuming!
Agreed. We need fucking nanomachines or something to do that shit for us, while we go about more important tasks.
- Spoiler:
- Like having furious wanks.
CMach- Posts : 27
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Yeah or just frezze our bodies and then it doesn't get a chance to happen.
Johnny McL- Admin
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But then, neither does the...
- Spoiler:
- Furious wanking.
CMach- Posts : 27
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Neither does the wot?
Please finish statement.
Please finish statement.
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Click the spoiler box.
Bricks may be shat.
Bricks may be shat.
CMach- Posts : 27
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Awesome, i never even noticed that.
You can freeze yourself after the Furious wanking.
Unless you wank while u are sleeping.
You can freeze yourself after the Furious wanking.
Unless you wank while u are sleeping.
Johnny McL- Admin
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CMach wrote:Unless you wank while u are sleeping.
No, no, but one day I'm sure we'll reach a point where this will be an awesome reality.
Right now, I currently lack the skill, or will, to do so.
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Some day u might wake up and realise u just had a Furious Wank while u were asleep and feel so proud.
"Why wank in the future when u can wank tonight!!!"
"Why wank in the future when u can wank tonight!!!"
Forrow- Admin
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CMach wrote:
"Why wank in the future when u can wank tonight!!!"
What amazing words of insepration and dedication to such a valiant activity.
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Forrow wrote:CMach wrote:
"Why wank in the future when u can wank tonight!!!"
What amazing words of insepration and dedication to such a valiant activity.
Mac can be an insightful bastard when he wants to be. Fact. Dettol Fact.
CMach- Posts : 27
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Thanks for the inspiration for me to be more wisdom.
Forrow- Admin
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CMach wrote:Thanks for the inspiration for me to be more wisdom.
Ok you can stop now Mac.
I actually lol'd so hard there.
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