While absolutely bored out my skull and feeling too lazy to even bother logging in to Steam to play Garry's Mod or Portal, I passed a glance at the time in the bottom right of the screen, which caused me to think of the word time, which somehow caused me to come up with this equation...
Key: { = square root of ... ^x = to the power of n (n being a number, in this case two, so basically n^2 = n squared) ... // = a comment
//To find and satisfy a woman, one must supply time and money. Therefore:
Woman = Time x Money
//As the old saying goes, "Time is money", so
Time = Money
//By this logic:
Woman = Money x Money //In other words, Woman = (Money)^2
//Old sayings also tell us that "Money is the root of all problems", meaning that:
Money = {Problems
//What does all this mean? Well, if money is equal to time then time also = {Problems, resulting in our final equation:
Woman = {(Problems)^2 //This is a double negative, as if Woman is equal to the square root of a value squared, then those value modifiers (i.e square root of value and value squared) are cancelled out, resulting in:
WOMAN = PROBLEMS.
So there you go. Women are only problems for us men, and should be eradicated for our own good. Of course, it's nothing we didn't already know...
Key: { = square root of ... ^x = to the power of n (n being a number, in this case two, so basically n^2 = n squared) ... // = a comment
//To find and satisfy a woman, one must supply time and money. Therefore:
Woman = Time x Money
//As the old saying goes, "Time is money", so
Time = Money
//By this logic:
Woman = Money x Money //In other words, Woman = (Money)^2
//Old sayings also tell us that "Money is the root of all problems", meaning that:
Money = {Problems
//What does all this mean? Well, if money is equal to time then time also = {Problems, resulting in our final equation:
Woman = {(Problems)^2 //This is a double negative, as if Woman is equal to the square root of a value squared, then those value modifiers (i.e square root of value and value squared) are cancelled out, resulting in:
WOMAN = PROBLEMS.
So there you go. Women are only problems for us men, and should be eradicated for our own good. Of course, it's nothing we didn't already know...
- Spoiler:
- My girlfriend punched me for this ):