The bus at M&D's

I was about to punch myself in the face.

Standing like a fanny, waiting on a bus that has already came and left because I read the timetable wrong.

Then Div looks at it and realises that it says in tiny writing " arrives at 20:20."

Not departs; arrives.


Then we sit next to a big pond, I feel like kiling myself, and it seems like the only option we have is to start a riot and get lifted by the police to be taken home.

Luckily we all got home.
Even if it was a quarter to 12.@:@

Nonetheless, one of those things to look back on. It all ended up a pretty fucking brilliant day.

Ehhhhh, I think you'll find that i found out that the bus departed at 20:00 and arrived at 20:20

fu assdix

You know, if all of you check the timetable and use your memoroids, you'll realise that I was the one who discovered it arrived at M&D's at 19:50, and departed at 20:00, arriving in Glasgow at 20:20.

Cool, with that information I can go back and reverse the fact we had to wak a million miles to like, Motherwell.

Still, if we hadn;t missed that bus...we would never have met Senga...

True dat... We all love Senga <3

It gives me diarrohea.

AnalJunk wrote:It gives me diarrohea.

Why is "gives" in bold? o.O
Still. Uuuh other than "you missed the bus" I'm not quite sure what you're talking about xD

Well, basically; we missed the last bus home to Glasgow and had to walk to Motherwell and then get a bus which tookan hour to get to buchanan street, then we all hd to get busses home. &then on the bus home there was a masochistic faminist named Senga and a cool guy called Steven who was a pretty cool guy.

Good times.

What ever happened after I left? I was seriously contemplating oral sex with the avid Susan Boil fan who had a curious liking for men.

Gast0r wrote:What ever happened after I left? I was seriously contemplating oral sex with the avid Susan Boil fan who had a curious liking for men.

She sounds sexy